she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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