I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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