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(205): View more from Alabama

we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.

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(612): View more from Minnesota

how drunk are you?

(952): View more from Minnesota

What does that even mean anymore?

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(770): View more from Georgia

I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.

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(314): View more from Missouri

Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?

(1-314): View more from Missouri

God gave us a 4 year grace period.

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(206): View more from Washington

it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable

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(914): View more from New York

Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.

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(205): View more from Alabama

I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his

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(860): View more from Connecticut

I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright

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