Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
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