Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
Found your dick twin last night
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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