Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
I need moral support for this bender
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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