Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
