Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
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