yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
Randomize
