Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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