Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
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