Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
I woke up with dick mouth, a raw vagina, an empty bottle of vodka and the best man next to me. I also found my thong by the pool. Best.Wedding.Ever.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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