He is such a slut. More and more my type.
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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