My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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