they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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