she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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