He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
P.S. I can't hear my feet
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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