im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
He felt like a one man threesome
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
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