hell yes lets make some ravioli
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
Randomize
