So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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