Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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