I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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