You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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