That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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