his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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