who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
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