CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
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