Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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