Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
