he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
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