You really coming over, don't trick.
Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
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