I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
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