The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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