is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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