its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
that is very illegal...i love you.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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