so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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