My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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