I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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