It's just like the Real World with babies
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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