This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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