Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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