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say what?
wanna hang out?
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
Had dinner with a married woman but didn't have sex with her. Tweeted at Mike Pence to apologize anyway.
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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