People in love make me want to vomit
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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