we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
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