Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Do I have a sign around my neck that says "SWM desperately seeking ultra-plus-size woman that likes everything I do"? I swear they're organized
No, but you do have a sign around your neck that says "Free cupcakes."
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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