I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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