So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
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