just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
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