Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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