On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
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