i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
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