Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
so let's talk penis.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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