I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
i wish my penis had a tongue
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
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