Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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