Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
There's a woman at Starbucks that keeps pushing her stroller into me.
Punch her baby.
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
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